Are you like me? One of those who does their shopping at the last possible second?

I think, the hardest thing to do, is to actually go out and buy someone a gift, especially if they are a horndog. I mean I know my wife is one of those, but I’ve gotten the ideal solution. I buy him a membership to a porn site.

Yeah, I know, you are shaking your heads, figuring I am pushing a site, so naturally I will suggest that, but that is only partially true.

It does make a good gift, and well, not everyone is suited for such a gift. Mind you, could see the local pastor or politician getting one of those?  LIKE THEY AREN’T ALREADY MEMBERS?

The biggest headache, is that I do not want my credit card details given to some nameless porn site. Not only that, I always wonder about the security of sending that information across the internet highway, and I don’t think I am alone in thinking that.

So, what about these pre loaded credit cards? I mean the disposable ones, that you can buy in various denominations? I know we can get VISA or MASTERCARD in $25, $50, $100 amounts, and you know, that makes giving your horndog a porn membership super easy.

No hassle to keep an eye out for the monthly bill, as you’ve already paid it, plus, no need to worry about added charges. Like think about it, no worry about those trickly cheats who have check boxes no one can find, or even worry about cancellations. I mean the card can’t be reloaded, so let them try to rip you off, AINT GONNA HAPPEN.

There is a downside to it though. Those cards come in set amounts, and well, Porn Membership Fees don’t. Buy hey, you can always let them buy some lube or condoms at the local store with the leftover amount. I mean they are just like any other credit card, except they are disposable.